The Bullet Proof Wonder Bra

Strange but true. Female police officers in Germany are now wearing bullet proof bra’s. I am not making this up.

You have to admit, the potential for adolescent hilarity is virtually limitless. The sheer quantity of lingerie related punchlines is staggering.

“Dozens of German policewomen have already tested the new bras and, after a two-month long trial, the underwear is being issued to officers as part of their uniform.”

“These new bras represent pioneering work,” said Ruediger Carstens, a spokesman for the Bundespolizei.

It makes me wonder when bullet proof bunhuggers will be available for that (ahem) special part of the male anatomy.

Gotta love it: “Germany Hails Bullet-Proof Bra”