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Although officially structured on a sliding scale taxation model, the “Tootsie Tax” would levy a base tax of 5% on the level of toxic odors being excreted from an area extending from the center of the arch and not to exceed .05 inch below the ankle. Taxpayers will have to be examined individually before April 14 of the tax year and a gas reading submitted with their IRS Filing.

December 15th, 2009 | Government, Obama | Category: Satire | Leave a comment